September 23
peterwknox: You won’t find me above the border.
Yes, because we all know how violent a nation Canada is. Better be careful if you come up here! I mean, in ALL of NORTH AMERICA you won’t find a more VIOLENT GROUP OF PEOPLE. Stabby stab stab!
September 19
Oh my god, Lauren, Heidi, please god just make up and be friends again. Get rid of Spencer completely, he is a controlling loser d-bag. PROBLEM SOLVED.
September 18
If someone were to make a giant chocolate statue of your naked body, you’d probably be flattered, and maybe a little weirded out. Jesus, on the other hand, was just plain furious.
September 16



